The 10 Worst Guys You'll See at the Bar

Why does it seem like every time we go to the bar there is always one or two or fifteen guys that we absolutely have to steer clear of?  We've all seen them.  Hopefully you've never been one.  They have the ability to take your bar experience down a notch or two.  Half the time these guys don't even know that what they're doing it so repulsive.  That's the worst part.  IASID presents the ten worst guys you'll see at the bar.


1.  The Cigar Guy - We get it, you're of the belief that cigars have this stigma of class and money.  Smoking cigars is the cool thing to do.  Hey buddy, your cigar smells like fresh dog crap.  Nobody likes fresh dog crap and nobody likes your cigar stank.  Take your three dollar stogie and well, I don't know, just take it away from me.

2.  The Overly Loud Sports Fan Guy - We get it, you're a diehard.  You love your team and you want the world to know it.  We're all fans too, buddy.  Your level of fandomness isn't measured by how worn out your vocal chords are by halftime.

3.  The Tough Guy - We get it, you think you're invincible.  You probably just got home from the gym and are feeling pretty good about yourself.  That doesn't mean you have to flex and shoulder every guy that remotely walks in your path.  Despite what you think, not every guy in here wants to fight you.

4.  The Karaoke Guy - We get it, you love music.  Whether it's Bon Jovi's greatest hits or Lil Wayne's fresh new track, you know the words.  That doesn't mean this bar is your stage.  Save it for the shower or your car.  You're too old and not nearly good looking enough to be the next American Idol.

5.  The Friendly Married Guy - We get it, you're married, the pressure is off.  It doesn't matter if you impress this chick, you have the ball and chain at home either way.  But, it's painfully obvious that you have been out of the game for a long time.  You're really rusty and it shows.  How'd your wife ever fall for you?

6.  The Four Hour Golden Tee Guy - We get it, you like to golf, you like video games and you don't have any game with the females.  So, you stand there with your back to the rest of the bar and torque your thumbs like a madman.  Oh, you just shot a 14 under?  Nobody cares.  How many rolls of quarters did you bring tonight anyway?

7.  The Wannabe Buddy with the Door Guy Guy - We get it, you're trying to schmooze now thinking it'll pay off later.  Let me let you in on a little secret.  Door guys don't give a darn about you unless you're with a slew of girls (and even then they only care about the girls) or you're going to grease their palm.  Conversation doesn't pay off.  It never has and never will.

8.  The Grinder Guy - We get it, you're out to get yours.  But ya know what?  You're working against yourself man.  Contrary to popular belief, broads don't like when guys come up from behind ready to bump their junk all over the place.  

9.  The Creepy Drunk Guy - Yeah, we get it, you can't tell which chick in the bar is the hottest because you're seeing three of each of them.  The longer you stare at them, the more they'll want you (see sarcasm).

10.  The Ed Hardy T-Shirt Guy - Yeah, we get it, you're a Pauly D wannabe.  GTL, right?  What I'm about to say has never been said before and should never be said again.  "Hey man, nice Ed Hardy t-shirt".

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